Date in: April 1st, 2016
To Whom, It may Concern,
We have been contacted today by eBay’s merging businesses department to acquire Nash OS platform at mega-multi-digit paralyzing number!
We have one day to accept/reject this offer from the main and only opposing platform we have currently.
Frankly, I do not see any reason to decline except one which is… Today is April Fool’s Day!